Monday, December 20, 2004

Now They Know How We Feel About The Price Of Macadamia Nuts

Apparently, Hawaiians aren't in the aloha spirit when they find out what it costs to schlep a Christmas tree over from the mainland.

But why spend all that dough on a tree when you can derive hours of enjoyment from recycled cans and tinfoil? That's why the Aluminum Tree and Ornament Museum is now open. Why a museum dedicated to fake firs and provenance-challenged pines? Um....dunno. But if you're in Brevard, NC, between stock-car races, by all means go find out and let us know.

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