Darn! No Bearnaise sauce to go with the mystery meat: Another masterful missive from Martha Stewart, who somehow manages to dash off a chatty memo between prison chores:
Aiming for the right gift: Apparently, there aren't enough guns in the nation's homes, so North Carolinians are doing their part to change that, just in time for gift-giving. http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/business/10481262.htm
Our pets deserve equal time with Santa too, right? The Denver Post's Miles Moffeit finds out the hard way.
From the Kitsch That Won't Go Away Desk, the signs are good that Chia pets are being crammed into stockings all over this great land of ours. http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/122304dnnatchia.397bc240.html