Is That Your Severed Penis, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

UPDATED 9/18/06

Lorena Bobbitt, Call Your Office

From the Asian desk, this ditty:

(AP) KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.


AND IN OTHER PENIS NEWS.....

Artificial Foreskin for Circumcised Men - The Enhanced 'SenSlip' Mk 2 is Launched
SALISBURY, England, May 31 /PRNewswire/ -- Viafin-Atlas is proud to announce the launch of the Enhanced "SenSlip" Mk 2 Artificial Foreskin which has been developed for circumcised men who lack sensitivity in their penis. "The 'SenSlip' is a simple, natural, and unique therapeutic penis cover which to date has helped many men and their partners with their sex lives," said James Williams, CEO of Viafin-Atlas. "The worldwide success of the original 'SenSlip' has allowed conclusive and positive feedback to be used in the development for the enhanced lightweight version which is more effective and easier to apply and wear."
The original patented "SenSlip" launched in 2005 by Viafin-Atlas is the first of its kind in the world and was developed in response to recent medical research. "The 'SenSlip' undergarment consists of fine double-skinned and protective layers produced from high-grade natural latex and viscose rayon fibers. Many men lose penile sensitivity over time, but when the 'SenSlip' is worn daily, it naturally enables the head of the penis to de-keratinize and regain the normal sensitivity which is so often lost through circumcision and age," said Williams.
Trial packs containing three of the enhanced "SenSlip" products can be purchased from http://www.viafin-atlas.com/. An animated video and images can be seen at http://www.senslip.com/.

And in yet more manstick news, the folks at The Wow Report offer up this sad tale of a Chinese penis suffering from a bad case of rejection.
Just try not to squirm.