Headline of the Day

From the New York Post, about a dustup a prominent TV meteorologist had with his estranged wife:

"Ballbuster wife" is teste: WABC weatherman Bill Evans claims low blow in car fight

The story is pretty good too, in the Post's uniquely prurient sort of way.

It's not every day that a reporter gets to write that Evans told police his wife “grabbed the waist band of his underwear and reached for his scrotum with her free hand, subsequently scratching it, which resulted in bleeding."

And that's from the affidavit given to police. You really can't make this stuff up.