The Weekly Read Out--Desperate Housebuyers, Other Victims of McGwire's Non-Testimony and a Real Fruity Ex-Cop

You thought buying a home was tough? You don't know tough!
http://www.latimes.com/classified/realestate/news/la-re-deals20mar20,1,2960899.story
Sports Illustrated's Tom Verducci reveals who were the other losers when Mark McGwire clammed up at the Congressional steriods hearing.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/tom_verducci/03/22/mcgwire.congress/index.html
Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? Actually, this time it really is a banana. Police in Connecticut were not amused.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2005/03/17/national/a161918S40.DTL&type=bondage