Friday, March 14, 2008

Sirius Gets In Bed With Eliot Spitzer

Client 9 Channel To Spend The Weekend With A Penetrating, Probing Look at Soon-To-Be-Ex Gov With Rogue's Gallery Including Judith Regan, Bill Bennett

It helps to be a satellite radio company and have a few channels lying around.
Sirius will open up a channel this weekend and call it Client 9 Radio to thoroughly dissect, roast and drink the blood of the carcass that was Eliot Spitzer.
Because let's face it, you just can't enough of The Spitz.
That's why right-wing talker Andrew Wilkow will break bread with James Tedisco, the powerless Republican leader in the New York state Assembly, who grabbed more face time on TV than he's ever had by being the first to call for Spitzer to resign or be impeached.
That's why lefty-turned-righty Ron Silver will explore the cuckolded prominent Jew angle with Alan Dershowitz. We made up the cuckolded Jew part, but, hey, you never know.
And that's why, most importantly, the morning show on Playboy Radio will hear the deep thoughts of high-priced hookers about the scandal. Yes, penetrating thoughts indeed.
With programming like this, betcha can't wait for that merger with XM to go through, huh?

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